House : You brought a date ?
Chase : Wilson seemed to think it was a good idea.
Wilson : You need to dive back into the pool.
House : And he has to swim in ours ? You go to a bar, you bring your ugly friends.
Chase : It’s not a beauty pageant.
House : Life is a beauty pageant. Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.
Chase : Oh, come on. I’m not that good-looking.
House : Yeah, you are.
Wilson : You kind of are.
Chase : So you attribute every relationship I’ve ever had to the height of my cheekbones ?
Wilson : Not the whole relationship. Just the beginning.
House : The rest is your hair.
House 6.14 - Private Lives