Travis: My dad is crazy. Like anyone would think of us as more than friends.
Laurie: I mean, sure. You know, I’m a little flirty with you. But, come on. I flirt with everyone.
Travis: I know. What?
Laurie: Can you imagine how your mom would react if we dated? It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.
Travis: That actually might put out the fire because the bomb uses up the oxygen and fire needs oxygen…
Laurie: Nerd alert!
Travis: Sorry.
Laurie: That’s cute, coming from you.
Travis: I mean, this is crazy. You’re older and… I mean, Kirsten’s older but you’re like older-older.
Laurie: Take it easy.
Travis: You like to fight, my cuts don’t clot. This’ll just never happen. Don’t you think?