‘I’ve got something I need to say. I’m sorry that I haven’t said that I’ll miss you, it’s just that if I do, I’d make a fool of myself because I’d say that I’d miss coming into the restaurant every morning, not because of the cakes, even though they do have a strong bearing, but because my heart skips a beat every time I see you and I’d say I’d miss you because you’re the one person I can be myself with and, underneath all the fear, the only person I could consider a relationship with because… I love you and that’s why it’s best that I don’t say anything.’

amourprodigieux:

Themed Party - Challenge #9 - Hugs

Miranda | Miranda/Gary

- Miranda, there have been so many times you’ve run off when I want to dance with you. Stop thinking people don’t find you attractive. 
- I’ll try.
- Because, you know, they do. They do find you attractive.

“Yo, gimme the crack or I’ll blow your face in.”

illbethereforu:

This is a very gratuitous gif. But I swear, I watch this show because it’s fun.

Gary & Miranda | Series two, episode 4-6

Gary & Miranda | Series two, episode 1-3

lizzymaxia:

MANDY: I’m Mandy.
MIRANDA: … Mary. And this is… [points at Gary]
GARY: Joseph.

Miranda | 104 Mum’s the Word

THIS SCENE, LOL AND LOVE FOREVER.

GARY: Alpha male enough for you?
MIRANDA: Yes.
[Gary starts clapping excitedly like a girl]
MIRANDA: You’re ruining it.

Miranda | 204 A New Low
coloured version

fantasticness:

cherhorowitz:

Gary: I just popped in to ask um, actually you’re not with anybody or married or anything at the moment?
Miranda: Yep, yeah, course, yeah.
Gary: Oh! Really? Kids?
Miranda: Yeah, got two. There’s Orlando… Orlando and uh, Bloom. You?
Gary: No, no. Still single.
Miranda: Me too.
Gary: You just said you were married.
Miranda: Divorced now.
Gary: And the kids?
Miranda: Dead.
Gary: Really, what happened?
Miranda: They froze. They froze to death, Gary. It’s a funny story actually! Well, not funny “ha ha”, but funny that it’s almost unbelievable. You see, we were on holiday in the Himalayas, a base camp of Everest, and they were just running around in shorts and a t-shirt and I kept saying, “Put your coat on, you’ll catch your death!” and they did!
Gary: None of that’s true, is it?
Miranda: No. You know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress?
Gary: No.
Miranda: Exactly, we all do it! 

Miranda 1.01 - Date

THIS SHOW.

Gary & Miranda | Series one, episode 4-6

Gary & Miranda | Series one, episode 1-3

Yes I’ve started watching and as soon as I’m finished with it I’m gonna reblog lots of stuff because I LOVE IT. And OMG I ship these two so hard!