Top 15 tv ships (january-june ‘11) | 01. Jeff & Annie - Community↦ previous rank: #04

'I care what you think about me, you know.''Yeah, I care what you think about me.'

Top 15 tv ships (january-june ‘11) | 01. Jeff & Annie - Community
↦ previous rank: #04

'I care what you think about me, you know.'
'Yeah, I care what you think about me.'

Top 15 tv ships (january-june ‘11) | 02. Ben & Leslie - Parks & Recreation↦ previous rank: —

‘Pawnee is a really special town. I love living there. And I look forward to the moments in my day where I get to hang out with the town. And talk to the town about stuff and…the town has really nice blond hair too. And has read a shocking number of political biographies for a town, which I like.’ 

At first I thought they were cute but that was it. But I have a thing, the more it takes a couple to get together, the more I ship them. And I ship those two like fire now. They are perfect for each other.

Top 15 tv ships (january-june ‘11) | 02. Ben & Leslie - Parks & Recreation
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‘Pawnee is a really special town. I love living there. And I look forward to the moments in my day where I get to hang out with the town. And talk to the town about stuff and…the town has really nice blond hair too. And has read a shocking number of political biographies for a town, which I like.’

At first I thought they were cute but that was it. But I have a thing, the more it takes a couple to get together, the more I ship them. And I ship those two like fire now. They are perfect for each other.

Top 15 tv ships (january-june ‘11) | 03. Nikita & Michael - Nikita↦ previous rank: —

'Things w'ill be different.'

Top 15 tv ships (january-june ‘11) | 03. Nikita & Michael - Nikita
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'Things w'ill be different.'

Jess: Yeah, I like this place.Rory: Wow. A place in Stars Hollow you actually like. I’m stunned.Jess: It’s got some good memories. You see right over there? That’s where Luke pushed me in.Rory: It’s nice.Jess:  It is.Rory: So why’d you do it?Jess:  Do what?Rory: Outbid Dean like that.Jess: I don’t know. I guess it started as a joke just to bug him, but then he just got so mad, you know? And he is so tall, and I just was looking at him and he’s standing there all tall and mad and I just, I don’t know. It was really funny.Rory: It wasn’t funny.Jess: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I didn’t intend to do it. Does that make you feel any better?Rory: I just don’t wanna be in a fight with Dean.Jess: I’m sorry about that. You wanna push me in the lake? It’s cathartic, I hear.Rory: Hm, maybe in a little.Jess: Whatever. So why don’t we open this thing? Wow. Not one thing in here that I would remotely consider eating.Rory: Well, I didn’t make it for you. I made it for Dean.Jess: And Dean would’ve eaten this?Rory: Yes, he would have.Jess: Dean is an idiot.Rory: Dean never would’ve fallen for that.Jess: Ah, ha ha.

Jess: Yeah, I like this place.
Rory: Wow. A place in Stars Hollow you actually like. I’m stunned.
Jess: It’s got some good memories. You see right over there? That’s where Luke pushed me in.
Rory: It’s nice.
Jess:  It is.
Rory: So why’d you do it?
Jess:  Do what?
Rory: Outbid Dean like that.
Jess: I don’t know. I guess it started as a joke just to bug him, but then he just got so mad, you know? And he is so tall, and I just was looking at him and he’s standing there all tall and mad and I just, I don’t know. It was really funny.
Rory: It wasn’t funny.
Jess: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I didn’t intend to do it. Does that make you feel any better?
Rory: I just don’t wanna be in a fight with Dean.
Jess: I’m sorry about that. You wanna push me in the lake? It’s cathartic, I hear.
Rory: Hm, maybe in a little.
Jess: Whatever. So why don’t we open this thing? Wow. Not one thing in here that I would remotely consider eating.
Rory: Well, I didn’t make it for you. I made it for Dean.
Jess: And Dean would’ve eaten this?
Rory: Yes, he would have.
Jess: Dean is an idiot.
Rory: Dean never would’ve fallen for that.
Jess: Ah, ha ha.

Jess: That’s good.Rory: What?Jess: Your snowman. Snowwoman, actually.Rory: You know which one is ours?Jess: It definitely has the most personality. Kind of looks like Bjork.Rory: That’s what we were going for!Jess: Yeah?Rory: But everyone thinks the one on the end is gonna be the winner.Jess: Really? It’s so overdone.Rory: I agree.Jess: You should win.

Jess: That’s good.
Rory: What?
Jess: Your snowman. Snowwoman, actually.
Rory: You know which one is ours?
Jess: It definitely has the most personality. Kind of looks like Bjork.
Rory: That’s what we were going for!
Jess: Yeah?
Rory: But everyone thinks the one on the end is gonna be the winner.
Jess: Really? It’s so overdone.
Rory: I agree.
Jess: You should win.


'Si vous restez un peu plus tard sur France 2 vous pouvez tomber sur des émissions littéraires qui peuvent vous endormir un petit peu, où les invités entre chaques phrases, ponctuent de ce fameux “heeeeu”. “C'est vrai qu'à ce moment là, dans une France totalement réhabilitée, heeeeu, on assite à la redemption totallement graciée, impartiale, totalement mérovingienne, heeeeu.” Et ils font des blagues d'intellos que seulement eux peuvent rigoler hein “C'est un peu comme en 1505, le médaillon D'Isis Novenac.”'

LOL it’s actually amazing how many times I have been able to say that sentence in an actual conversation xD

'Si vous restez un peu plus tard sur France 2 vous pouvez tomber sur des émissions littéraires qui peuvent vous endormir un petit peu, où les invités entre chaques phrases, ponctuent de ce fameux “heeeeu”. “C'est vrai qu'à ce moment là, dans une France totalement réhabilitée, heeeeu, on assite à la redemption totallement graciée, impartiale, totalement mérovingienne, heeeeu.” Et ils font des blagues d'intellos que seulement eux peuvent rigoler hein “C'est un peu comme en 1505, le médaillon D'Isis Novenac.”'

LOL it’s actually amazing how many times I have been able to say that sentence in an actual conversation xD

'T'as toujours des copains qui sont plus bourrés que toi et qui veulent te donner des conseils… En plus ils sont pas synchros les mecs: “Tu m'entends?” [pause] *tapes du pied*'

'T'as toujours des copains qui sont plus bourrés que toi et qui veulent te donner des conseils… En plus ils sont pas synchros les mecs: “Tu m'entends?” [pause] *tapes du pied*'

'Tu connais ce genre de mec, très timide? On dirait ça fait 8 ans qu'il hésitait à aller sur la piste de dance et finalement ce soir, ça y est, il y va, il a le courage!'
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'You know that guy, he's very shy and he looks like he's been wanting to go on the dance-floor for like 8 years and finally, tonight, he's going to do it!'

'Tu connais ce genre de mec, très timide? On dirait ça fait 8 ans qu'il hésitait à aller sur la piste de dance et finalement ce soir, ça y est, il y va, il a le courage!'

*

'You know that guy, he's very shy and he looks like he's been wanting to go on the dance-floor for like 8 years and finally, tonight, he's going to do it!'

'Est ce que depuis que t'es sorti de l'école, t'as déjà réutilisé… UN COMPAS.'

'Est ce que depuis que t'es sorti de l'école, t'as déjà réutilisé… UN COMPAS.'